May 11, 2006

Arsenal: Richer By £52M


Try as they might! But all in vain!
The Premier League has outrightly rejected Suppppurs plea to replay their match against West Ham and have thereby quashed any last remaining hopes of Spurs to qualify for Europe next season.

While Wally still continues to come to terms to the stunning but pleasant news that he is amongst the ones who shall board the plane to Germany some financial crunching has revealed that the Gunners have just earned themselves as much as £52.7 million by way of prize money and TV cash from all competitions. And in that, we have surpassed money-bags Chelski, ManU & Pool. Half of that amount has come from Champions league its believed. Europe does pay!! Makes sense of Spurssss frustration over failing to qualify for Europe!

We all know that Wenger is a genius. Theo Walcott is the latest to learn that.

Upon discovering that current Highbury seats MAY leak a toxic called cadmium the authorities at Arsenal have helplessly decided to drop previously planned auctions for the seats to be sold to fans. So those who had already payed upfront shall now get their money reimbursed.

Winning anything is itself sweet! Wininng it at the expense of Suppurs makes it more sweeter! Until then let us the fans of Arsenal Club rejoice and bask in the glory of our qualification for Champions league next season - at the expense of Spursss!!

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